Jul 14, 2009

have mustache .....must work


For the past few days, I have noticed bits of shaving gel in the sink. SOMEONE (I won't name any names.....LIL MAN) likes to get in there and "mess" with stuff. Stuff like the shaving gels, the hair gels, lotion, MY EYELINER, perfume . . .you get the point, right?
I am not sure what his deal is. He never got into these types of things when he was younger so I can only assume that he is making up for lost time???
Heck, I dunno.

Anyhoo, back to the shaving gel . . .
Like I said before, he has been getting into this stuff and I just assumed that was the case with the gel.
I cleaned the sink and went on with my business.
*Ya know, sitting here on the couch eating bon bons and watching Young & The Restless*
You think I am kidding?
HA!
Here comes the PRINCESS crying . . .
I put down the bon bon and asked her what was wrong.
She pointed to her lip as it was bleeding.
She was screaming hysterically
(I mean like she had been sliced and diced with oh.....I dunno.....A RAZOR.)
What happened???
Princess : "I was shaving and cut myself."
Me: " Oh Princess, You really must be careful when shaving your beard."
Ok, more like : "WHAT?!" "SHAVING?!"
Princess : "Lil Man told me to."
:Sigh:
Lil Man walks in (with his shirt off, so I only assume he was shaving his chest hair at the time.)
I ask him what the deal was.
He says :
"I was shaving and she wanted to shave too."
GRRR!
Of course, I gave them the speech.
Ya know, the speech you give all 4 and 6 year olds when they are shaving their beards, mustaches and chest.
SHAVING=CUTS
CUTS=BLOOD
BLOOD=MOMMA ANGRY
GET IT?
GOOD
We were getting ready for bed last night and I was discussing the whole shaving incident with Princess. She was curious.
She wanted to know if she would get a mustache if she kept shaving.
I told her the truth, of course.
I said YES and you will look like the bearded woman at the circus.
She seemed to be ok with that part.
However, she did ask :
"Momma, if I get a mustache....Will I have to go to work?"
Me: "Yes, Honey."
Problem solved.
She will NOT be shaving anymore.

7 comments:

ThatMommy! on July 14, 2009 at 9:45 AM said...

rofl. well. that's 1 way to Make.Your.Point ;)

Sarah on July 14, 2009 at 10:35 AM said...

lol! OMG! That is hilarious!!!! You really got me with the whole bearded woman thing! How cute are your cuties!?!?!?!?

Mindy on July 14, 2009 at 1:59 PM said...

Bwahahahaa! I think most kids go through something similar... I caught my son shaving his legs when he was 3 and he shaved off his eyebrows when he was 6- he hates it when I get those photos out! lol ;)

Chelle on July 14, 2009 at 2:49 PM said...

Too.funny!!

Isabella tried to shave my legs the other day--nearly gave me a heart attack! Ha!

Amy on July 14, 2009 at 2:55 PM said...

That is so funny...

The Jacobsen Family! on July 14, 2009 at 5:57 PM said...

Ack!! Tthe words "children" and "razor" in the same sentence freak me out!! So far we haven't had that problem... Knock on wood!

Polka Dot Moon on July 14, 2009 at 8:11 PM said...

Oh boy! You have the funniest stories!!

 

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